This Is a Tragedy/TRACK-16

REASONS I COULD BEAT LARS TAYLOR IN A FIGHT CANONICALLY

Chorus: REASON 1!

He spends all his time pitching

I have enough time to take a self-defense class or two

Chorus: REASON 2!

His name starts with the letter L

Everyone knows L is the weakest letter

Chorus: REASON 3!

He wears a cowboy hat

That impairs his movement, suboptimal combat attire

Chorus: REASON 4!

He seems like a really nice guy and

I'd be more than willing to take advantage of that s***

Chorus: REASON 5!

One time I heard from Miguel that he cried

3 times watching Brave Little Toaster

Chorus: REASON 6!

I dunno I kinda lost steam after 3

I guess I could just end the song here if I wanted

Chorus: REASON 7!

Okay I guess we're still going

I think those arms are hard to coordinate

Chorus: REASON 8!

Seriously I ran out of material

I don't actually wanna fight Lars this is just a bit

Chorus: REASON 9!

If I were to fight Lars though

I sure as s*** wouldn't lose you can count on that

Chorus: REASON 10!

No seriously guys stop I-

Chorus: REASON 11!

Guys I'm

Chorus: 12!

Just let me

Chorus: 13!

God f***ing

Chorus: 14!

Okay songs-

Chorus: 15!

Songs over.

Chorus: 16!