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Theodore Passon is a batter for the [[Miami Dalé]].
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Theodore Passon was a batter for the [[Miami Dalé]].
  
Passon reportedly strives to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he has on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way.
 
  
Passon's biggest goal is one day attaining the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
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Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way.
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Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
 
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Revision as of 00:22, 4 August 2020

Theodore Passon was a batter for the Miami Dalé.


Passon reportedly strived to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he had on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way.

Passon's biggest goal was to one day attain the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.