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Theodore Passon is a batter for the [[Miami Dalé]]. | Theodore Passon is a batter for the [[Miami Dalé]]. | ||
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| + | Passon reportedly strives to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he has on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way. | ||
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| + | Passon's biggest goal is one day attaining the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating. | ||
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Revision as of 02:33, 3 August 2020
Theodore Passon is a batter for the Miami Dalé.
Passon reportedly strives to keep his score always finishing in a 1/2-star rating. According to witnesses, he has on more than one occasion responded with "barely concealed frustration and anger" at being given a round number of stars as his evaluation. When reached for comment, Passon explained: "Well it's not... It just isn't... How could you- uh-" before mumbling unintelligibly, knocking the interviewer's hat into the harbor and running the other way.
Passon's biggest goal is one day attaining the elusive 5-and-a-half star rating.
