Difference between revisions of "Theodore Holloway"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Theodore_holloway.jpg|Vibes=Good}}'''Theodore “Teddy” Holloway''' is a two-and-a-half-star pitcher for the [[Houston Spies]]. | + | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive-ish|image1=File:Theodore_holloway.jpg|Vibes=Good}}'''Theodore “Teddy” Holloway''' is a two-and-a-half-star pitcher for the [[Houston Spies]]. They are also afflicted with the rare condition [[Ursanthropy]], which is similar to the more well-known Lycanthropy, or [[wlerewolfism]]. What this condition entails is the nightly transformation from an average lesbian gentlewoman, to a human-sized pink stuffed bear. |
| − | In interviews, Teddy has stated that | + | In interviews, Teddy has stated that their condition in no way impedes their ability to play. “Yeah, each form has its advantages,” they told reporters on Thursday. “Like, I can throw with more precision as a human, but like, at night I have strong bear arms, which is pretty sick. I give great hugs!” Following the statement, interviewers reported that Teddy does, indeed, give great hugs. |
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| + | Based on current understandings of medical science, it is theorized that because Teddy regularly transforms into an apparently non-living plush toy, they themself are a non-living being. The nature of this existence outside of life or undeath is currently unknown. | ||
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Revision as of 01:52, 7 August 2020
Theodore “Teddy” Holloway is a two-and-a-half-star pitcher for the Houston Spies. They are also afflicted with the rare condition Ursanthropy, which is similar to the more well-known Lycanthropy, or wlerewolfism. What this condition entails is the nightly transformation from an average lesbian gentlewoman, to a human-sized pink stuffed bear.
In interviews, Teddy has stated that their condition in no way impedes their ability to play. “Yeah, each form has its advantages,” they told reporters on Thursday. “Like, I can throw with more precision as a human, but like, at night I have strong bear arms, which is pretty sick. I give great hugs!” Following the statement, interviewers reported that Teddy does, indeed, give great hugs.
Based on current understandings of medical science, it is theorized that because Teddy regularly transforms into an apparently non-living plush toy, they themself are a non-living being. The nature of this existence outside of life or undeath is currently unknown.
