Theodore Cervantes
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Theodore Cervantes is a pitcher for the New York Millennials. Theodore is known for his Windmill Pitches.
Twitter Beef
Cevantes joined Twitter in XX11 because of peer pressure and controversy soon followed when he mocked chopped cheese sandwiches.
His original tweet was first clowned on by NYC teens and went fully viral later when @desusnice retweeted it along with a string of emojis followed by #bodegahive.
He blocked Desus and tried to move on from the controversy but continued to tweet.
In the following years he has been engaged in spats with centrists, the official MTA account, a village voice writer, the entire province of New Brunswick, and fans of The Strokes.
Most recently he has been fighting with an airline to recover lost luggage.
