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==What is the Manual?==
 
==What is the Manual?==
The Manual is a collection of all of the information known to the [[Core]]. It is updated and interpreted by one of the [[Core Organizations]], B.A.C.K., with great care.
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The Manual is a huge collection of accumulated information which can be edited by anyone. In the [[Core]] an immense number of experiments and explorations are conducted to sate curiosity and improve upon current technology. What is learned from exploration, testing, and accidents is recorded within its pages. It serves as a guide to the Core and its people helping many through with advice and useful knowledge. By incredible means, the Manual can almost always direct a user to relevant contents. Pocket editions of the Manual are must-haves as they prove to be ever-practical.
  
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==B.A.C.K.==
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The Bureau of Archive Collection and Knowledge (B.A.C.K.), one of the major [[Core Organizations]], is composed of librarians, historians, editors, and data scientists dedicated to the maintenance and improvements upon the Manual. They are also responsible for localization of the Manual of its contents into numerous different languages spoken within and outside the Core.
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==Contents==
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The Manual currently occupies 2.23 terabytes of memory. Including a myriad of differing media. Some examples are provided.
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*Textfiles from an old bulletin board system
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*Various self-adhesive paper notes
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*Musical vinyls of motivation work songs
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*Old incomplete code snippets, photographs of improvised street art in numerous languages
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*Important documentation on the construction of the industrial coffee maker soaked in coffee
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*A catalogue of notable experts around the core that updates automatically *Cryptic notation of ancient times
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*A chalkboard that can has 18 sides and some archaic diagrams
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*Lyrical and rhythmical advice as well as the locations of the Core’s best acoustics
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*Extended written arguments between mechanics with the original conflict obscured
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*Necessary utility kits for various purposes
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*Popular songs of different eras stored on cassette tapes
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*Notes with your signature and handwriting that you didn’t write… yet
  
 
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Revision as of 04:09, 1 June 2021

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What is the Manual?

The Manual is a huge collection of accumulated information which can be edited by anyone. In the Core an immense number of experiments and explorations are conducted to sate curiosity and improve upon current technology. What is learned from exploration, testing, and accidents is recorded within its pages. It serves as a guide to the Core and its people helping many through with advice and useful knowledge. By incredible means, the Manual can almost always direct a user to relevant contents. Pocket editions of the Manual are must-haves as they prove to be ever-practical.

B.A.C.K.

The Bureau of Archive Collection and Knowledge (B.A.C.K.), one of the major Core Organizations, is composed of librarians, historians, editors, and data scientists dedicated to the maintenance and improvements upon the Manual. They are also responsible for localization of the Manual of its contents into numerous different languages spoken within and outside the Core.

Contents

The Manual currently occupies 2.23 terabytes of memory. Including a myriad of differing media. Some examples are provided.

  • Textfiles from an old bulletin board system
  • Various self-adhesive paper notes
  • Musical vinyls of motivation work songs
  • Old incomplete code snippets, photographs of improvised street art in numerous languages
  • Important documentation on the construction of the industrial coffee maker soaked in coffee
  • A catalogue of notable experts around the core that updates automatically *Cryptic notation of ancient times
  • A chalkboard that can has 18 sides and some archaic diagrams
  • Lyrical and rhythmical advice as well as the locations of the Core’s best acoustics
  • Extended written arguments between mechanics with the original conflict obscured
  • Necessary utility kits for various purposes
  • Popular songs of different eras stored on cassette tapes
  • Notes with your signature and handwriting that you didn’t write… yet


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