The Grill Master
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The Grill Master is the mascot of the Dallas Steaks. They are a dad at a barbecue, who is grilling steaks.
The role of Grill Master is filled at any given time by a local dad. Any person from the Dallas-Fort Worth area with sufficient Dad Energy can become the Grill Master for a given period of time, provided that they meet the following qualifications:
- The Grill Master must be confident;
- The Grill Master must be gregarious;
- The Grill Master must be not nearly as funny as they thinks they are;
- Despite being kind of annoyed by the Grillmaster's Whole Deal, the other barbecue attendees must be forced to admit: The Grill Master grills a mean steak.
