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'''The Grill Master''' is the [[mascot]] of the [[Dallas Steaks]]. They are a dad at a barbecue, who is grilling steaks.
 
'''The Grill Master''' is the [[mascot]] of the [[Dallas Steaks]]. They are a dad at a barbecue, who is grilling steaks.
  

Revision as of 20:01, 2 August 2020

File:The Grill Master.jpg
The Grill Master, grilling a mean steak.

The Grill Master is the mascot of the Dallas Steaks. They are a dad at a barbecue, who is grilling steaks.

The role of Grill Master is filled at any given time by a local dad. Any person from the Dallas-Fort Worth area with sufficient Dad Energy can become the Grill Master for a given period of time, provided that they meet the following qualifications:

  • The Grill Master must be confident;
  • The Grill Master must be gregarious;
  • The Grill Master must be not nearly as funny as they think they are;
  • Despite being kind of annoyed by the Grillmaster's Whole Deal, the other barbecue attendees must be forced to admit: The Grill Master grills a mean steak.