Talk:Ren Morin/Archive

So there has been a lot of talk in Tiger's Chat about Ren appearing, primarily, as a giant girthy tiger. I'd like to edit the page as follows:

History

Ren Morin has █ degrees of rotational symmetry. Ren Morin's name is an Americanization of a small subset of his original name, which is infinitely long. The immigration officer assigned to his case in ████ could neither spell nor pronounce his name, primarily due to having no classics background (as well as the incorrect number of mouths).

To preserve the safety and sanity of the audience, Ren Morin plays with a perceptual matrix projecting his true form into one copacetic to three-dimensional space, usually taking the form of a large girthy tiger.

Ren plays centerfield, which is to say that Ren can generally be found alternately napping and running abruptly about the outfield, chasing butterflies and pop flies.

At bat, Ren ambles up to the plate, bat clutched firmly in his maw, often resulting in the bunts he is most famous for.

Tigers fans are known to chant PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSP, organized by section of the field, to encourage Ren to run in the direction of the bases. On 'Laser Pointer Days' at the Sixth Circle Stadium fans will shine their laser pointers at the base Ren should run to and occasionally at the player on that base.