Talk:Helga Washington/Archive

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Ideas

  • A representation of the entire state of Washington? Like an an amalgam of all of the citizens of the state of Washington?
  • Thought she was supposed to go to the Seattle Garages but boarded the wrong flight
  • Given the bucket of fish Pregame Ritual, Perhaps eats Marquez's kippers since she replaced our fake Brit.

big mountain. big minatuar/oni/other buff creature with corns. all of the above

  • Helga came down from their Mountainside home to show Pudge how to actually play Blaseball, after Pudge accidentally wandered in to Helga's garden signing he was from the KCBM, and he was very very lost. Helga was going to just point Pudge in the right direction to get home, but Pudge gave Helga a great hug, and she was convinced she needed to show Pudge how to actually play Blaseball.
  • Additionally, it is rumoured that Helga picks up Lenny Spruce, a fellow batter for the KCBM, and uses him as her Bat. Since she has not yet played, this can neither be confirmed nor denied. This may have just been a training mis-hap.