Talk:Derrick Krueger/Archive
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Revision as of 20:13, 12 November 2020 by Alicepoppymascon (talk | contribs) (→Literally anything about Derrick)
Literally anything about Derrick
This man has one mention in a garages song and it's about "Unremarkable Derrick." This man deserves more love.
We want to add a bit about how he was a hiker/camper/urban explorer who loved taking naps, and would love finding new places to nap. He can't tie his flannel around his waist bc it has no sleeves. He liked to snack on marshmallows on the field and when he was incinerated, his pocket mallows transformed into Henry Marshallow.
- Derrick lives in a van full of instruments and got really into camping/urbex because Jamazon turned his apartment building into a 4 story Whlole Foods (also i don't know how to use a talk page i'm wiki illiterate i'm so sorry) Alicepoppymascon (talk)
