Talk:Bonk Jokes/Archive

What if she was a clown with a big rubber mallet

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Bonk is a roughly humanoid skeleton created from an amalgamation of various animal bones, such as a bison skull, bear legs, and bird talons. The skeleton was animated by Bevan Wise in a panic after Annie Roland's incineration, which is why its construction is somewhat haphazard. They serve as a silent and vaguely threatening protector of the team in Annie's place.

Bonk Jokes is a skeleton person held together by moss who speaks in a terrible skeleton scream and cackles at his own bad jokes, then tries to explain them. He got his first name from the sound that his empty skull makes when he gets beaned with a blaseball, and chose his last name based on his favorite thing, which is jokes. He plays blaseball in order to get comfortable in front of a crowd, and to get material for his tight five.

Bonk Jokes is an amalgam of thousands of spirits and bones, created by Logan Rodriguez using the incredible amount of blood they gained as a Siphon. but refused to drink. Bonk, being forced to deal with Logan for weeks on end, has developed a deep dislike for jokes, and will bonk anyone who tells one in earshot. This is one way they deal with the attempting to maintain cohesion between the incredible number of souls inside their form, but they've also developed a taste for music and serious theater and often act as a plural system.