Sutton Dreamy
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Sutton Dreamy is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Sutton has been voted "Sexiest Blaseball Player" more years than any other player in the league. Crabs fans can often be seen sporting their uniform in support of their excellence, which consists of a tank top made of ripped fishnet to represent Crab freedom and also looking sexy.
When pressed on their relaxed attitude to the game, Dreamy asserted that [sic] "[They] haven't had a chance to stretch [their] legs in years. Get off [their] damn back. How on earth do you expect [them] get a breather when being pelted by balls? [They] hate this damn game."
