Sutton Dreamy

Sutton Dreamy
Basic Information
Team	Baltimore Crabs
Status	Alive
Batting	★★
Pitching	★★1/2
Defense	★★1/2
Running	★★1/2
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Questioning Everything
Coffee Style	Plenty of Sugar
Blood Type	Psychic
Fate	57
Soulscream	EUEOEEUEOEEEEAAIEEAAIEUXAAAUXAAAUOAAEUOAAEUO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Species	2D Illustration

Sutton Dreamy is a player for the Baltimore Crabs and has played for the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Dreamy currently has no notable events in the official record books

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Sutton has been voted "Sexiest Blaseball Player" more years than any other player in the league. Crabs fans can often be seen sporting her uniform in support of her excellence, which consists of a tank top made of ripped fishnet to represent Crab freedom and also looking sexy.

It has been theorized that Dreamy is a two dimensional being who dreamed so hard of the third dimension she reached it. When asked about this in interviews, Dreamy responds only with a laugh described by Sporbs Inundated as "impossibly alluring."

When pressed on her relaxed attitude to the game, Dreamy has said "I haven't had a chance to stretch my legs in years. Get off my damn back. How on earth do you expect me to get a breather while being pelted by balls? I hate this damn game."

Dreamy has never been seen dressed in anything other than their Crabs uniform, and it is unlikely that she can take it off.

Birth and Early Life

Dreamy was reportedly brought into being by teammate Combs Duende, when Duende was asked during a team-building exercise to draw "the perfect Blaseball player". Dreamy emerged from the page fully formed like a Blaseball-bat-wielding Athena, and was recruited for the Crabs immediately.

Sutton is a three-time winner of Miss Baltimore Crabs.