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Sutton Dreamy is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Sutton has been voted "Sexiest Blaseball Player" more years than any other player in the league. Crabs fans can often be seen sporting their uniform in support of their excellence, which consists of a tank top made of ripped fishnet to represent Crab freedom and also looking sexy. | Sutton Dreamy is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. Sutton has been voted "Sexiest Blaseball Player" more years than any other player in the league. Crabs fans can often be seen sporting their uniform in support of their excellence, which consists of a tank top made of ripped fishnet to represent Crab freedom and also looking sexy. | ||
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| + | It has been theorized<sup>[by whom?]</sup> that Dreamy is a two dimensional being who dreamed so hard of the third dimension they reached it. When asked about this in interviews, Dreamy responds only with a laugh described by ''Sporbs Inundated'' as "impossibly alluring." | ||
When pressed on their relaxed attitude to the game, Dreamy asserted that [sic] "[They] haven't had a chance to stretch [their] legs in years. Get off [their] damn back. How on earth do you expect [them] get a breather when being pelted by balls? [They] hate this damn game." | When pressed on their relaxed attitude to the game, Dreamy asserted that [sic] "[They] haven't had a chance to stretch [their] legs in years. Get off [their] damn back. How on earth do you expect [them] get a breather when being pelted by balls? [They] hate this damn game." | ||
Revision as of 03:04, 5 August 2020
Sutton Dreamy is a player for the Baltimore Crabs. Sutton has been voted "Sexiest Blaseball Player" more years than any other player in the league. Crabs fans can often be seen sporting their uniform in support of their excellence, which consists of a tank top made of ripped fishnet to represent Crab freedom and also looking sexy.
It has been theorized[by whom?] that Dreamy is a two dimensional being who dreamed so hard of the third dimension they reached it. When asked about this in interviews, Dreamy responds only with a laugh described by Sporbs Inundated as "impossibly alluring."
When pressed on their relaxed attitude to the game, Dreamy asserted that [sic] "[They] haven't had a chance to stretch [their] legs in years. Get off [their] damn back. How on earth do you expect [them] get a breather when being pelted by balls? [They] hate this damn game."
