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{{Player|team=[[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|image1=|species=Horse|eyes=Horse-like|horse=Yes|pronouns=They/Them}}Summers Pony is a player for the [[Dallas Steaks]].
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{{Player|team=[[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|image1=Summers_Pony.jpg|species=Horse|eyes=Horse-like|horse=Yes|pronouns=They/Them}}Summers Pony is a player for the [[Dallas Steaks]].
  
 
Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.
 
Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.

Revision as of 00:24, 2 August 2020

Summers Pony is a player for the Dallas Steaks.

Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.

Although it is unclear how Summers, a monstrous, gigantic horse, first learned to play blaseball, Summers trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice and everyone in attendance was too intimidated by the galling, sinewy beast to try to turn it away.

Summers is an above average hitter and an affront to nature.