Difference between revisions of "Summers Pony"

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Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Pony has been with the Steaks since Season 1.

Official League Records

Pony currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Biography

Although it is unclear how Summers Pony, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Pony trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that horses are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Pony's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Pony hit a triple in their first at-bat, and they were promptly signed to a multi-year contract.

Pony is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, an above average hitter, and a challenge to all traditional notions of what it means to be a horse.

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 == Biography ==
-Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.
+Although it is unclear how Summers Pony, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Pony trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that [[horses]] are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Pony's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Pony hit a triple in their first at-bat, and they were promptly signed to a multi-year contract.
-=== Joining the Steaks ===
+Pony is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, an above average hitter, and a challenge to all traditional notions of what it means to be a horse.
-Although it is unclear how Summers, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Summers trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that [[horses]] are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Summer's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract.
-Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature.
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