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| − | Although it is unclear how Summers, | + | Although it is unclear how Summers, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Summers trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that [[horses]] are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Summer's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract. |
Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature. | Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature. | ||
Revision as of 06:27, 14 August 2020
Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Pony has been with the Steaks since Season 1.
Official League Records
Pony currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Biography
Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.
Joining the Steaks
Although it is unclear how Summers, an incredibly buff horse, first learned to play blaseball, Summers trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that horses are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by Summer's muscularity to try to turn them away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping this monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract.
Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature.
