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Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Pony has been with the Steaks since Season 1.

Official League Records

Pony currently has no notable events in the official recordsbooks.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Biography

Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.

Joining the Steaks

Although it is unclear how Summers, a monstrous, gigantic horse, first learned to play blaseball, Summers trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice. Despite the rule that horses are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by the galling, sinewy beast to try to turn it away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping the grotesque monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract.

Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature.

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 {{Player|team=[[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|image1=Summers_Pony.jpg|species=Horse|eyes=Horse-like|horse=Yes|pronouns=They/Them}}'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Pony has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]].
+== Official League Records ==
+Pony currently has no notable events in the official recordsbooks.
 <br />{{Community Lore}}
+== Biography ==
 Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.
-Although it is unclear how Summers, a monstrous, gigantic horse, first learned to play [[blaseball]], Summers trotted onto the field at a [[Dallas Steaks]] practice and all in attendance were too intimidated by the galling, sinewy beast to try to turn it away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping the grotesque monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract.
+=== Joining the Steaks ===
+Although it is unclear how Summers, a monstrous, gigantic horse, first learned to play [[blaseball]], Summers trotted onto the field at a [[Dallas Steaks]] practice.  Despite the rule that [[horses]] are not allowed to participate, all in attendance were too intimidated by the galling, sinewy beast to try to turn it away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping the grotesque monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract.
 Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature.
 [[Category:Players]]