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{{Player|team=[[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|image1=Summers_Pony.jpg|species=Horse|eyes=Horse-like|horse=Yes|pronouns=They/Them}}Summers Pony is a player for the [[Dallas Steaks]].
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{{Player|team=[[Dallas Steaks]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|image1=Summers_Pony.jpg|species=Horse|eyes=Horse-like|horse=Yes|pronouns=They/Them}}'''Summers Pony''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Pony has been with the Steaks since [[Season 1]].
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Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.
 
Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.

Revision as of 19:19, 8 August 2020

Summers Pony is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks. Pony has been with the Steaks since Season 1.


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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.


Summers is an incredibly buff horse – frighteningly muscular, truly upsetting to behold.

Although it is unclear how Summers, a monstrous, gigantic horse, first learned to play blaseball, Summers trotted onto the field at a Dallas Steaks practice and all in attendance were too intimidated by the galling, sinewy beast to try to turn it away. Any lingering thoughts of stopping the grotesque monolith of equine flesh disappeared after Summer hit a triple in their first at-bat, and was signed to a multi-year contract.

Summers is fourth in the Steaks' rotation, is an above average hitter, and an affront to nature.