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Sosa Hayes is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]. | Sosa Hayes is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]]. | ||
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| + | Contrary to scurrilous rumors, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat. He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits. | ||
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| + | He would never steal all three bases at once. | ||
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| + | Never. | ||
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Revision as of 00:49, 2 August 2020
Sosa Hayes is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.
Contrary to scurrilous rumors, Sosa Hayes is not three children on top of each other wearing a trench coat. He is a real normal person with arms and legs of standard proportions. Just look at how well the trench coat fits.
He would never steal all three bases at once.
Never.
