Son Scotch

Son Scotch is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

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Son Scotch has no life outside of blaseball. When the Houston Spies aren't playing, Scotch can commonly be seen at their stadium or practice areas, looking utterly lost when not in the midst of a blaseball-based scenario. Scotch has made several comments in interviews suggestive of a theological interpretation of blaseball, and appears to regard Rivers Rosa as a prophet - a classification which Rosa strenuously denies. Scotch tends to stare Rosa down during matches, waiting eagerly for the next benevolent word to exit her lips. Rosa has taken to not speaking around her, but it is debatable as to if she is uncomfortable being thought a prophet, or simply Too Gay To Function. Scotch has affirmed that their ultimate goal is to die during a match, stating that this is "the only wall to enter Ballhalla".

Notably, Son Scotch is your son.