Son Scotch
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Son Scotch has no life outside of blaseball. When the Houston Spies aren't playing, Scotch can commonly be seen at their stadium or practice areas, looking utterly lost when not in the midst of a blaseball-based scenario. Scotch has made several comments in interviews suggestive of a theological interpretation of blaseball, and appears to regard Rivers Rosa as a prophet - a classification which Rosa strenuously denies. Scotch has affirmed that their ultimate goal is to die during a match, stating that this is "the only wall to enter Ballhalla".
Notably, Son Scotch is your son.
