Difference between revisions of "Son Scotch"
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| − | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Son_scotch.jpg|spouses=married to Blaseball}}Son Scotch has no life outside of blaseball. When the [[Houston Spies]] aren't playing, Scotch can commonly be seen at their stadium or practice areas, looking utterly lost when not in the midst of a blaseball-based scenario. Son Scotch stated in an off the record interview that their only hobby is attempting to convince the most jaded and cynical of players that to die playing Blaseball is to reach Ballhalla, citing [[Rivers Rosa]] as an example. | + | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive; your son|image1=File:Son_scotch.jpg|spouses=married to Blaseball}}Son Scotch has no life outside of blaseball. When the [[Houston Spies]] aren't playing, Scotch can commonly be seen at their stadium or practice areas, looking utterly lost when not in the midst of a blaseball-based scenario. Son Scotch stated in an off the record interview that their only hobby is attempting to convince the most jaded and cynical of players that to die playing Blaseball is to reach Ballhalla, citing [[Rivers Rosa]] as an example. |
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Revision as of 08:31, 1 August 2020
Son Scotch has no life outside of blaseball. When the Houston Spies aren't playing, Scotch can commonly be seen at their stadium or practice areas, looking utterly lost when not in the midst of a blaseball-based scenario. Son Scotch stated in an off the record interview that their only hobby is attempting to convince the most jaded and cynical of players that to die playing Blaseball is to reach Ballhalla, citing Rivers Rosa as an example.
Notably, Son Scotch is your son.
