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| − | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Alive|image1=File: | + | {{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Alive|image1=File:Son_Scotch.jpg|spouses=Married to Blaseball|age=You don't need us to tell you. You remember exactly how old your son is.|parent=You|relations=Your son|rating=★★}}'''Son Scotch''' is a lineup player for the [[Houston Spies]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]]. |
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Son Scotch is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Son Scotch has no life outside of blaseball. When the Houston Spies aren't playing, Scotch can commonly be seen at their stadium or practice areas, looking utterly lost when not in the midst of a blaseball-based scenario. Scotch has made several comments in interviews suggestive of a theological interpretation of blaseball, and appears to regard Rivers Rosa as a prophet - a classification which Rosa strenuously denies. Scotch pays very close attention to Rosa during matches, considering her every move to be mystically significant. Rosa appears to avoid interacting with Scotch, but analysts are unable to agree whether this is as a result of discomfort, confusion, bemusement, or simply being Too Gay To Function. Scotch has affirmed that their ultimate goal is to die during a match, stating that this is "the only wall to enter Ballhalla".
Notably, Son Scotch is your son.
