Society for Internet Blaseball Research

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WARNING: FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE
This page contains FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE: information about the game of Blaseball that has not been revealed by Blaseball itself. This knowledge may diminish the mysteriousness of the game. Proceed at your own discretion.

The Society for Internet Blaseball Research (SIBR) is a group that prophesies and delivers unto fans dark arts broadly referred to as Forbidden Knowledge. Members of this group are known collectively as Diviners and their divinations are collectively known as SIBRmetrics. No one knows exactly when, how, or why SIBR began, but it was first sighted divining prophecies regarding the nature of Internet League Blaseball during Season 2.

Controversy

As with all things surrounding Forbidden Knowledge, controversy surrounds the practices of SIBR. Purported discoveries in the area of Player Properties are only spoken between fans in a hushed whisper so as not to agitate Umpires or The Commissioner (who is doing a great job). Meanwhile their search for other measures of divination about league-wide performance draw negative comparisons to a cursed sport likened to an off-brand blaseball simulation.