Society for Internet Blaseball Research

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The Society for Internet Blaseball Research (SIBR) is a group of practicing and delivering unto fans dark arts broadly referred to as Forbidden Knowledge. Members of this group are known collectively as Diviners and their divinations are collectively known as SIBRmetrics. No one knows exactly when, how, or why SIBR began, but it was first sighted divining prophecies about Internet League Blaseball during Season 2.

Controversy

As with all things surrounding Forbidden Knowledge, controversy surrounds the practices of SIBR. Purported discoveries in the area of Player Properties are only spoken between fans in a hushed whisper so as not to agitate Umpires or The Commissioner. Meanwhile their search for other measures of divination about league-wide performance draw negative comparisons to a cursed sport likened to an off-brand blaseball simulation.