Silvia Rugrat

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Untethered from time, Silvia Rugrat is both a little baby and a nightclub singer in 1930s Chicago. It is this temporal nonlinearity which makes/made/will make Silvia such a consistent strikeout artist for such a small baby.

97% of surveyed Wild Wings fans agreed with the statement: "Silvia Rugrat is our Queen." The other 3% were unavailable for comment.


Early/Mid/Late Life

Silvia Rugrat is/was/will be a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.