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Untethered from time, Silvia Rugrat is both a little baby and a nightclub singer in 1930s Chicago. It is this temporal nonlinearity which makes/made/will make Silvia such a good pitcher for such a small baby.  
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Untethered from time, Silvia Rugrat is both a little baby and a nightclub singer in 1930s Chicago. It is this temporal nonlinearity which makes/made/will make Silvia such a consistent strikeout artist for such a small baby.  
  
She is our Queen and a strikeout artist. {{Player|status=Alive, Intact|team=[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]|rating=★★★½|Player Age=6 months}}
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97% of surveyed Wild Wings fans agreed with the statement: "Silvia Rugrat is our Queen." The other 3% were unavailable for comment. {{Player|status=Alive, Intact|team=[[Mexico City Wild Wings]]|rating=★★★½|Player Age=6 months}}
  
 
== Early/Mid/Late Life ==
 
== Early/Mid/Late Life ==

Revision as of 03:17, 2 August 2020

Untethered from time, Silvia Rugrat is both a little baby and a nightclub singer in 1930s Chicago. It is this temporal nonlinearity which makes/made/will make Silvia such a consistent strikeout artist for such a small baby.

97% of surveyed Wild Wings fans agreed with the statement: "Silvia Rugrat is our Queen." The other 3% were unavailable for comment.


Early/Mid/Late Life

Silvia Rugrat is/was/will be a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings.