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| + | Welcome back to the Society Pursuing Interesting Things, agent. This is your reminder that the following is strictly confidential, and can never be shown to anyone who is not involved with the containment of SPIT-3020. | ||
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| + | == Containment Procedures == | ||
| + | SPIT-3020 is to be kept unaware of their true nature, and all measures possible must be taken to preserve this information. Proven methods of surpressing SPIT-3020's primary anomalous trait is to feed a mixture primarily consisting of corn and caffeine (as they have been proven to nullify their true form), convincing the subject that they are a standard Canis Familiaris, and rapid and changing entertainment (most effectively the online video game Flortnite, specifically the competitive "Blattle Royale" mode) rn, and corn adjacent byproducts, have been proven to reduce anomalous properties through consumption, | ||
Revision as of 01:19, 26 October 2020
Under construction, please ignore for now
If youre seeing this youre either VCP or shouldnt be here yet
(Nes if you need to contact about this, dm me and I can explain (Its me, bryan, from the MTs))
Please state your name, followed by the phrase "Buddy is a very good boy."
Analyzing...
Welcome back to the Society Pursuing Interesting Things, agent. This is your reminder that the following is strictly confidential, and can never be shown to anyone who is not involved with the containment of SPIT-3020.
Containment Procedures
SPIT-3020 is to be kept unaware of their true nature, and all measures possible must be taken to preserve this information. Proven methods of surpressing SPIT-3020's primary anomalous trait is to feed a mixture primarily consisting of corn and caffeine (as they have been proven to nullify their true form), convincing the subject that they are a standard Canis Familiaris, and rapid and changing entertainment (most effectively the online video game Flortnite, specifically the competitive "Blattle Royale" mode) rn, and corn adjacent byproducts, have been proven to reduce anomalous properties through consumption,
