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{{Player|rating=★★|team=[[New York Millennials]]|status=Alive|pronouns=They/Them|side_hustle=Community Organizing/Punk Band|image1=[[Image:Bendie by @itsmermeag (twitter).jpg | 250px | link=https://twitter.com/itsmermeag/status/1292990915707994112?s=20]]}}'''Schneider Bendie''' is a batter for the [[New York Millennials]]. Bendie has been with the team since [[Season 1]].  
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{{Player|rating=★★|team=[[New York Millennials]]|status=Alive|pronouns=They/Them|side_hustle=Community Organizing/Punk Band|image1=[[Image:Bendie by @itsmermeag (twitter).jpg|250px |link=https://twitter.com/itsmermeag/status/1292990915707994112?s=20]]}}'''Schneider Bendie''' is a batter for the [[New York Millennials]]. Bendie has been with the team since [[Season 1]].  
  
  

Revision as of 01:41, 11 August 2020

Schneider Bendie is a batter for the New York Millennials. Bendie has been with the team since Season 1.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Bendie is known for their swooping black emo bangs and stand-offish demeanour. They have a contentious relationship with the umpires and have been warned multiple times for saying, “fuck capitalism steal home” while sliding into home plate.


Rumors of Poetic Soul

A teammate who wished to remain anonymous told reporters about a book of poems which Bendie keeps in their locker. When asked about it later, Bendie simply shrugged.


Politics

With a league best anti-capitalism stat of 0.9998, Schneider Bendie is a committed anarchist. Their interest in radical politics began with metal band System of a Down. The song BYOB forever changed the way Bendie considered class and international politics.

Their political consciousness expanded as they delved deeper into underground DIY scenes. The reemergence of zine culture through tumblr gave Bendie community to orient their politics around. In a response to an ask on their since deleted tumblr Bendie talked about their shift away from a reactionary politic and towards a radical one. They said the strength of online community encouraged them to join an anarchist cooperative in real life. The cooperative is known now as ‘The Base Stealerz‘ which Bendie says they hate but everyone else finds very funny.

The Base Stealerz also perform as punk band with whichever members are free on gig night. In a now archived tumblr post Bendie said that “they are currently searching for a better name for the group.”

Schneider has been arrested multiple times for participating in protests.