SIBR:Humorous Lesser Statistics
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Humorous Lesser Statistics are statistics created by Blaseball fans for primarily humorous purposes. In general, they are not expected to inform Blaseball strategy or provide any meaningful insight into Blaseball’s mechanics or history. They are, however, funny.
Intangibles
Intangibles are fan created player ratings which collect together Player Attributes not included in the fan created Linearly Derived Player Ratings.
GRIT
Gross Registered Intangible Throwing, or Rotation Intangibles, is the sum of Pitching Player Attributes not included in ERPR.
HUStL
Hitter’s Uncounted Supplement to Lineup, or Lineup Intangibles, is the sum of Batting, Baserunning, and Defense Player Attributes not included in wOBABR, BsRR, or DRiPDR, with Tragicness inverted because high Tragicness is thought to be detrimental.
ViMV(iG)
Vibe influence Measuring Variable (in Game), or Vibe Factor, expresses the range in which a player’s Vibes will range as a single number.
Other player ratings, such as GRiT or HUStL, can be multiplied by ViMV(iG) to create a “Vibe Adjusted” variant of that rating, to assess if Vibes are real (they are). ViMV(iG) itself can be adjusted to assume a different level of Vibe Realness by replacing both 2’s in the above formula with a different number. Lower numbers express a greater degree of Vibe Realness, while higher numbers express doubt in the Realness of Vibes.
Unquantifiability
Unquantifiability is the sum of the average GRiT, HUStL, and ViMV(iG) for an entire team’s active Roster. .
