Ruslan Greatness
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Rusian Greatness is a pitcher for the Philly Pies. Born Ruslan Fairfield, he was ironically given the name "Greatness" by his high school blaseball teammates on account of his poor play. A Pies scout, running behind and suffering from severe anxiety, failed to grasp the irony and signed Greatness on the spot. Despite sandbagging the Pies, they are unable to get rid of him due to a poorly written contract.
