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Rusian Greatness is a pitcher for the [[Philly Pies]]. Born Ruslan Fairfield, he was ironically given the name "Greatness" by his high school blaseball teammates on account of his poor play. A Pies scout, running behind and suffering from severe anxiety, failed to grasp the irony and signed Greatness on the spot. | Rusian Greatness is a pitcher for the [[Philly Pies]]. Born Ruslan Fairfield, he was ironically given the name "Greatness" by his high school blaseball teammates on account of his poor play. A Pies scout, running behind and suffering from severe anxiety, failed to grasp the irony and signed Greatness on the spot. | ||
Revision as of 03:40, 4 August 2020
Rusian Greatness is a pitcher for the Philly Pies. Born Ruslan Fairfield, he was ironically given the name "Greatness" by his high school blaseball teammates on account of his poor play. A Pies scout, running behind and suffering from severe anxiety, failed to grasp the irony and signed Greatness on the spot.
Despite sandbagging the Pies early in his career, they were unable to get rid of him due to a poorly written contract. He has since proven himself by winning numerous clutch games, although it is unclear whether he is actually playing well or if the rest of the team is just stepping up to compensate for his lack of skill.
