Royal Crown Malort

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Royal Crown Malort is the official drink of the Chicago Firefighters. It is also commonly referred to as "Butt's Special Stuff", as it is a triple combo of RC Cola, Malort, and hydrant water. It can only be drunk from a water hose at full blast.