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== Biography ==
 
== Biography ==
  
=== History ===
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=== Professional Glolfer Career and Conversion to Blaseball ===
She is a former pro-[[Glolf]] player who was allowed onto the team for her complete renouncement and betrayal of Glolfers. Some of her teammates are still suspicious, but she is the only one with keys to the glolf cart that drives around the Steaks Stadium, so they can't do much about it.  
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Jaylee was a professional [[Glolf|Glolfer]] who renounced that profession a fair way into the XX67 season, shortly before the [[Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict]]. Little is known about her former career, as all records of Glolf have been eradicated.
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Since no Glolfer had ever made such a conversion before, there was no precedent to follow, leading to a rough process. A Blaseball Triblunal was formed, including representatives from the [[Umpire|Umpires]], the Players, and the Concessions Workers, to determine what conditions they deemed necessary and sufficient to accept Jaylee as a Blaseball player.
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As part of the bargaining, Jaylee offered up key pieces of information that helped tilt the balance in Blaseball's favor in the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict, including the flammability of Glolf scorers and judges along with many other important details. Following this exchange, the Triblunal decided to allow Jaylee to become a Blaseball player if she agreed to completely renounce the splort of Glolf, to which Jaylee quickly agreed.
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As part of her renunciation, she destroyed most of her Glolf-related paraphernalia; however, she successfully negotiated to keep her Glolf cart after painting over the "Glolf" part because, as she said during the Triblunal, "that way it's just a cart, and who doesn't love a cart?", as well as her pitching wedge, which she is allowed to use on the mound, since "the word 'pitch' is right in there."
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Jaylee was admitted as a full Blaseball player shortly thereafter, joining the [[Dallas Steaks]]. Her teammates, initially unsure of her true loyalties, have grown to trust Jaylee after playing with her for multiple seasons, and consider her a Blaseball player through and through.
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=== The Pitching Wedge ===
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The debate around Jaylee's pitching wedge was an especially hazardous part of the Triblunal's proceedings. Many claimed that such an instrument would tarnish Blaseball forever, resulting in the return of Glolf and undoing the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict. The Triblunal ultimately decided to give Jaylee the green light and let her use the pitching wedge, so long as she never again used it to strike a Glolf ball. Since there are currently no known Glolf balls in existence, this has been an easy condition for Jaylee to keep. She hopes it remains that way.
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Jaylee delivers all of her pitches by striking the ball with her pitching wedge. Since various grips are notably more difficult with this method, she has been forced to use a variety of different techniques to emulate the standard Blaseball pitches, including: 
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* -Teed-Up Sinker 
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* -Drop-'n'-Hit Curveball 
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* -"Cool Bouncy Trick With The Head Of The Club And Then Hit It Mid-Air, Like What [[Tliger Irons]] Did" Fastball 
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All of these pitches must follow the standard rules of Blaseball, giving the hitters a fair chance at hitting them if they are called a strike. Since the various pitches each require wholly distinct techniques to deliver them, Jaylee's pitches are famously easy to read. Their allowance in the game has been deemed by opposing players "unnerving, but fair."
  
 
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Revision as of 18:34, 18 August 2020

Ronan Jaylee is a pitcher for the Dallas Steaks. Jaylee has been with the Steaks since Season 1.

Official League Records

Jaylee currently has no notable events in the official record books.

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Biography

Professional Glolfer Career and Conversion to Blaseball

Jaylee was a professional Glolfer who renounced that profession a fair way into the XX67 season, shortly before the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict. Little is known about her former career, as all records of Glolf have been eradicated.

Since no Glolfer had ever made such a conversion before, there was no precedent to follow, leading to a rough process. A Blaseball Triblunal was formed, including representatives from the Umpires, the Players, and the Concessions Workers, to determine what conditions they deemed necessary and sufficient to accept Jaylee as a Blaseball player.

As part of the bargaining, Jaylee offered up key pieces of information that helped tilt the balance in Blaseball's favor in the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict, including the flammability of Glolf scorers and judges along with many other important details. Following this exchange, the Triblunal decided to allow Jaylee to become a Blaseball player if she agreed to completely renounce the splort of Glolf, to which Jaylee quickly agreed.

As part of her renunciation, she destroyed most of her Glolf-related paraphernalia; however, she successfully negotiated to keep her Glolf cart after painting over the "Glolf" part because, as she said during the Triblunal, "that way it's just a cart, and who doesn't love a cart?", as well as her pitching wedge, which she is allowed to use on the mound, since "the word 'pitch' is right in there."

Jaylee was admitted as a full Blaseball player shortly thereafter, joining the Dallas Steaks. Her teammates, initially unsure of her true loyalties, have grown to trust Jaylee after playing with her for multiple seasons, and consider her a Blaseball player through and through.

The Pitching Wedge

The debate around Jaylee's pitching wedge was an especially hazardous part of the Triblunal's proceedings. Many claimed that such an instrument would tarnish Blaseball forever, resulting in the return of Glolf and undoing the Blaseball-Glolf Clonflict. The Triblunal ultimately decided to give Jaylee the green light and let her use the pitching wedge, so long as she never again used it to strike a Glolf ball. Since there are currently no known Glolf balls in existence, this has been an easy condition for Jaylee to keep. She hopes it remains that way.

Jaylee delivers all of her pitches by striking the ball with her pitching wedge. Since various grips are notably more difficult with this method, she has been forced to use a variety of different techniques to emulate the standard Blaseball pitches, including:

  • -Teed-Up Sinker
  • -Drop-'n'-Hit Curveball
  • -"Cool Bouncy Trick With The Head Of The Club And Then Hit It Mid-Air, Like What Tliger Irons Did" Fastball

All of these pitches must follow the standard rules of Blaseball, giving the hitters a fair chance at hitting them if they are called a strike. Since the various pitches each require wholly distinct techniques to deliver them, Jaylee's pitches are famously easy to read. Their allowance in the game has been deemed by opposing players "unnerving, but fair."