Rodriguez Internet
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Rodriguez Internet is a batter for the Kansas City Breath Mints.
Their perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player.
As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed Rod.Net is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy."
