Difference between revisions of "Rodriguez Internet"

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Rodriguez Internet is a lineup player for the Kansas City Breath Mints. Internet has played for the Breath Mints since Season One.

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Internet's perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.

As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed Rod.Net is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy."

Rodriguez Internet's walk-out music is Spybreak! by English electronic duo Propellerheads

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-{{Player|team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]]|rating=★★|species=World Wide Web|status=Alive; Intact; Connected|pronouns=He/They|nickname=Rod.Net|image1=[[File:R internet.png|thumb]]}}'''Rodriguez Internet''' is a batter for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]].
+{{Player | team=[[Kansas City Breath Mints]] | species=World Wide Web | status=Alive | rating=★★½ | batting=★★½ | pitching=★½ | baserunning=★★½ | defense=★★½ | item=None | armor=None | evolution=Base | ritual=Crystals | coffee=Plenty of Sugar | blood=Love | fate=60 | soulscream=IHEIUIHEIUIHEAIUHEAIUHUHAAHUHAAHUEIAXUEIAXUEXIAHEXIAHEX |pronouns=He/They|nickname=Rod.Net|image1=[[File:R internet.png|thumb]]}}'''Rodriguez Internet''' is a lineup player for the [[Kansas City Breath Mints]]. Internet has played for the Breath Mints since [[Season One]].
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-Walk out music: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA Propellerheads - Spybreak!]
+Internet's perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.
-Their perceivable form is constructed of several ASCII characters artfully pieced together into the shape of a very kind and talented Blaseball player. In his current form he appears stuck at only dial-up speeds however, Kansas City's high speed fiber-optic internet may unlock his full potential.
 As a personification of the internet itself, the playfully nicknamed Rod.Net is well known for his quick thinking and love of cat pictures. Some fans have reportedly seen him keeping a small plush cat on a keychain around his belt, though none can seem to agree as to what the cat looks like. When asked to present the keychain during interviews, Internet consistently laughs to themself before informing the reporter that the alleged feline is "a bit camera shy."
+Rodriguez Internet's walk-out music is [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCBL33NKvPA Spybreak! by English electronic duo Propellerheads]
 [[Category:Players]]
 [[Category:Kansas City Breath Mints]]