Rivers Clembons
Rivers Clembons is a pitcher for the Miami Dalé. Clembons is a man of excess. He believes playing hard and living fast is what makes him successful. Although not recommended, he refuses take off his ten gold chains when he’s in the middle of pitching. This does add an extra 20 lbs to his weight and it would throw off any normal pitcher’s throw. When questioned about this he said “I practice with them on so they stay on.” His biggest enemies are metal detectors, as they have been known to make him late for game flights simply because he has to remove each individual piece of jewelry.
During Season 3, Clembons fell victim to his own excesses at an exclusive bayside party in Miami, where he disappeared after losing his footing on a dockside promenade, abruptly sinking like a stone in part because of his massive chains. After going missing for a while, his teammates and fans finally breathed a collective sigh of relief when he showed up for his next game, albeit as a much more waterlogged, seaweed and barnacle infested version of himself. Shortly before his public re-emergence fans rumored that they had sighted Clembons at a Shlula's Steakhouse as follows, “Yeah, we were at Shlula’s steakhouse and he just came right up out of the bay, scrambling up the wooden boardwalk and spluttering about something?? It was epic! He let us take a picture with him before he tore through the double doored entrance and started eating random peoples food. We just heard the staff yelling.. 'Get Mr. Wide on the phone, hurry'" Despite the dramatic turn of events his pitching ability seems to be unhindered. He continues to be a defensive powerhouse for the team.
Clembons has a very hot temper often refusing to listen to any umpire. Any mid game fight is most likely started by him.
