Rivers Clembons

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Rivers Clembons is a pitcher for the Miami Dalé. Clembons is a man of excess. He believes playing hard and living fast is what makes him successful. Although not recommended he refuses take off his ten gold chains when he’s in the middle of pitching. This does add an extra 20lbs to his weight and it would throw off any normal pitcher’s throw. When questioned about this he said “I practice with them on so they stay on.” His biggest enemies are metal detectors as they have been known to make him late for game flights simply because he has to remove each individual piece of jewelry.

During season three Clembons fell victim to his own excesses at an exclusive bayside party in Miami, where he disappeared after he lost his footing on a dockside promenade, abruptly sinking like a stone in part because of his massive chains. After missing for awhile fans finally breathed a sigh of relief when he showed up for his next game albeit as a much more waterlogged, seaweed and barnacle infested version of himself. Despite the dramatic turn of events his pitching ability seems to be unhindered. He continues to be a defensive powerhouse for the team.

Clembons has a very hot temper often refusing to listen to any umpire. Any mid game fight is most likely started by him.