Reese Clark

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Reese Clark is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.


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Reese Clark is completely without a face or any other form of skull-based feature, their head being a surface of perfectly smooth skin. Thanks to modern prosthetic technology, Clark has access to a wide array of plastic facial features and accessories which allow them to customize their appearance to their heart's content. Clark regularly assures Blaseball fans that this capability will never be used for any form of sneaking, blending in, deception or other espionage-related acts.

As part of an effort to improve cultural recognition of facelessness, Clark allowed their visage to be used as the basis for a line of vegetable-themed children's toys which are similarly featureless and can be decorated with plastic facial features. Clark donates all proceeds from the use of their likeness to a school for faceless children.