Difference between revisions of "Reese Clark"

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Reese Clark is one of the entities which plays blaseball for the Houston Spies. Uniquely, Reese is completely without a face or any other form of skull-based feature, their head being a surface of perfectly smooth skin. Thanks to modern prosthetic technology, Clark has access to a wide array of plastic facial features and accessories which allow them to customise their appearance to their heart's content. Clark assures us that this capability will never be used for any form of sneaking, blending in, deception or other espionage-related acts.

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-{{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Reese_clark.jpg}}
+{{Player|team=[[Houston Spies]]|status=Presumed alive|image1=File:Reese_clark.jpg}}Reese Clark is one of the entities which plays [[blaseball]] for the [[Houston Spies]]. Uniquely, Reese is completely without a face or any other form of skull-based feature, their head being a surface of perfectly smooth skin. Thanks to modern prosthetic technology, Clark has access to a wide array of plastic facial features and accessories which allow them to customise their appearance to their heart's content. Clark assures us that this capability will never be used for any form of sneaking, blending in, deception or other espionage-related acts.
-Reese Clark is one of the entities which plays [[blaseball]] for the [[Houston Spies]]. They are best known for their powerful strikes, methodical Blaseball strategies and stunning good looks. Reese, tragically, lacks the ability to temporarily hide lacking a face unlike their other teammates of the Houston Spies. Their face being devoid of features beyond wrinkled, stretched skin has made them found an advocacy group for other Featureless Players who likewise gave up the ability to adopt a visage for the glory of the sport.
 [[Category:Houston Spies]]
 [[Category:Players]]