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| − | {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|pronouns=he/him|Rat %=Unknown|image1=Rat_Polk_by_KJ.jpg}}'''Rat Polk''' is a batter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. Polk has been with the team since [[Season 1]] and is considered one of the team's star hitters. | + | {{Player|team=[[Los Angeles Tacos]]|status=Intact, Alive|rating=★★★|pronouns=he/him|Rat %=Unknown|image1=Rat_Polk_by_KJ.jpg}}'''Wyatt "Rat Polk" Mason''' is a batter for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]]. Polk has been with the team since [[Season 1]] and is considered one of the team's star hitters. |
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Revision as of 20:40, 9 August 2020
Wyatt "Rat Polk" Mason is a batter for the Los Angeles Tacos. Polk has been with the team since Season 1 and is considered one of the team's star hitters.
Official League Records
Polk currently has no notable events in the official record books.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Background
A transplant to Los Angeles from New York, he was an aspiring dancer before he surrendered to the call of professional Blaseball. Polk is known for batting with his right hand but throwing with his left. When not on the field, he is often found in the back of one of the numerous taco trucks that surround the Tacos' stadium.
Polk lives in WeHo with his husband Penny Polk, a rat and LA native. The premiere Splorts Tabloid, the Blaseball Enquirer, has published a series of rumors that the couple are considering a divorce, citing that Penny has never been seen at one of Rat's games.
He has missed the exit from the 405 to the 101 several times.
League Career
Many have speculated that Polk is not actually the humanoid player know as Rat Polk but instead is a rat who lives under his Blaseball cap and is, to quote social media, "piloting this [respectable] [fellow] Ratatouille-style." Tacos management has not confirmed this rumor due to a respect for Polk's privacy. When asked about these rumors, Manager Al Pastor said, "Sure we've never seen our boy Rat without his hat on, but we think it's like, totally chill if he's actually a rat who dreams of being a splorts star. Like they say: Anyone can Blaseball."
(Art by KJ)
