Randy Castillo

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Randy Castillo, born 1987, played for two years as an outfielder in the Memphis Redbirds before getting called down to the Hades Tigers. Having expected to play for the St. Louis Cardinals, this was slightly surprising, but he's been flourishing as a member of the Tigers so far. Great job, Randy!


Asked what it was like moving to Hades, Castillo simply said, "it's a little warm, but the community is nice." Randy is frequently seen video-calling his husband and children back in Memphis, who are very proud of him but couldn't adjust to the Hades heat. Castillo frequently visits home, as the commute between Memphis and Tartarus is only a few minutes. When not on the field, he often leads chants of "VIOLENCE IS THE ANSWER!" for his good friend Landry Violence.

Castillo has shown incredible consistency both as an outfielder and as a batter, due in part to pitchers in the Internet League being so unused to pitching to an average-sized, unaltered human. Several teams have conducted clandestine investigations into Randy's background in an attempt to suss out what secret ability or heritage he may be hiding. So far, all reports have returned that he is, "just a guy doing his best."