Randall Marijuana

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Randall Marijuana, nicknamed "Randy Weed", is a batter for the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Randy is named for his grandfather, Randolfus von Marijuana, the man credited as the first to defeat a whale in single combat using a tapered wooden rod instead of the usual harpoon. He is often praised for his powerful batting despite his young age. While its technically against the rules, he makes a habit of skateboarding from base to base.

Off the field, Randy has been known to wear windbreakers in garish colors, reminiscent of teens of decades past.