Randall Marijuana's Cat/C-Hype Train

Not to be confused with the Expansion-Era League Modification Hype Train.

Hype Train, two weeks old and already experiencing her first existential crisis.

Alas, poor Hype Train! a feline
of expression so infinitely bereft, of most unfathomable woe: she hath
flopped 'pon on her peets a handful of times; and now, how
abhorred in her imagination it is! her gorge rims at
it. There sits those 'bix that she has nibbled I know
not how oft.

Hype Train is a teeny-tiny tabby. She arrived one sunny Siesta day in the Cáfe with her siblings Elsewhere, Vibes, Polarity, Immateria and Grind Rail. She is fondly referred to as "Hellmouth's most mournful little kitten", possessing a seemingly unfathomable world-weariness. Due to her (alleged) fondness for being soliloquized at, Hype Train is a personal favorite of notable thespian Dunlap Figueroa.