Phineas Wormthrice/IF-88.766

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Wormthrice came into my clothing store and attempted to buy six pairs of pants with only applesauce. When I informed em that this would not suffice, ey just kept giving me more and more applesauce, and eventually coated my store with applesauce. I don’t think Wormthrice even wears pants.