Percival Wheeler

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Percival Wheeler is a pitcher for the San Francisco Lovers. Best known for her "Knighthood MAX" pitch, which comes with a charge of calvalry units across the field, Percy is an avid fan of chilvalric ettiquette. She has been known to take tokens of affection from fans and rivals alike and wear them into battle. While the most likely to start a fight of the Lovers, Percy is also the most likely to end one by asking her opponent on a date.

While initially wanting to be a batter for the team because it seemed "more like swinging a sword, wouldn't you say loves?" Knight requested she stick to the mound when she refused to remove her armor for blaserunning. "It just isn't practical, my sweet, I mean, we really should put those guns to good use." Knight Urlacher was heard to have said in the privacy of their kitchen, where they met when Percy fell from a time portal that supposedly led to a land of Arthurian Myth, and landed in their oatmeal.

Due to this time portal Percy's appearance constantly fluctuates between that of a knight in shining armor, a single tire with a glove taped to it, and a 1940s airline attendant, the three most chivalrous things that Percy can personally think of.


Notable Events

  • At the end of Season 2 Percival Wheeler was blessed by performance enhancing demons, moving their star rating from ★½ to ★★.