Penelope Mathews
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Penelope Mathews is a batter for the Yellowstone Magic. Mathews has been a member of the team since Season 1[1]. Penelope is actually a construct made entirely out of volcanic rock found within deep beneath Yellowstone's surface, closer to the famous Yellowstone supervolcano. While this makes her a conduit for the natural arcane energies flowing through Yellowstone that give the team its power, it also means that she is unable to wield them and must bat using a simple wooden baseball bat. People also seem to suggest that her geologic nature may be the reason she tries to steal bases so frequently no matter the circumstances of the game, but this could also be blamed on her just really enjoying thievery.
