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Pedro Davids is a lineup player for the Baltimore Crabs. Davids has been with the Crabs since Season 1.

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Pedro Davids is a biological and cultural anthropologist, as well as a player for the Baltimore Crabs. During his postdoctoral research on the migration habits of cultists of local mythical being The Olde One, he attended a try-out for the Baltimore Crabs, earning a position on the team.

To show his team spirit (and feel closer to The Olde One), Pedro Davids began channeling the humble Hermit Crab by carrying a caravan home on his back at all times. Though the crushing 1560kg weight slightly impedes Pedro's speed, it does protect him from predators and means he never feels homesick.

Personal Life

Pedro Davids is gay.

Davids and Valentine Games were longtime pen pals before joining the league. Both have stated that they continue to write letters to each other despite the frequency with which they see each other in person.

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper wrote the following about Davids:

Pedro much enjoyed his PhD

So all his peers were quite surprised to see

That he descended from the ivory tower

And swore himself unto a deeper power.

When asked about this sudden daring choice

Pedro replied, “In Crabs I do rejoice!

I seek to marry knowledge from my studies

Into communion with my ten-legged buddies.”

Now, on the field Davids is the man

Whose back is tied unto his caravan.

So in the Crabitat or Astrolome

On any blaseball field, Pedro’s home.

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